I think Rikku is cute. I’m not sure why, but I think she’s the cutest character on any Final Fantasy game. Yes, she bright and chipper all the time, but she can get away with it.
Remember this rule,
1. Good looking people can get away with being annoying, because they’re good looking.
Yes, its pathetic to be in love with a fictional character, I don’t care damn it! Call me sometime, Rikku.
Free Gas?
Leaving from school, I went to the gas station nearby. I went inside and headed right to the cashier station. I noticed two biker police troopers standing around wasting tax money and flirting with a rather cute female gas station cashier. I thought this was interesting in it’s own right, because most of the people in this gas station were usually reject chain smoking dirty types that look like extras in those Mad Max movies.
Anyway, I told her, “Can I have five dollars on pump 4?”
“Sure thing,” she said, taking my 20 bucks and giving me 15.
I went outside and began to pump my preset gas into my car. Here’s where I f’ed up, I diverted my attention to a couple of bums trying to grab a Pigeon that refused to fly. For some reason, I was interested in this dumb scene. For one, Why were the bums trying to grab a dirty-ass pigeon? Two, why didn’t the pigeon fly away? It simply ran.
I looked back to the gas pump and noticed that I pumped 9.50 worth of gas into my car! I said aloud, “I thought this was preset. She messed up.” Now, I had two choices, one was to just drive off and not pay the 4.50 more on gas that wasn’t my fault, or two, to go in and pay.
Because I was black and I knew that gas was treated like gold at these crazy prices, I didn’t need to spend time in jail. So, I decided to march in and pay the rest.
“Uh, you forgot to preset my pump,” I said.
She looked at her computer screen, and shook her head, placing her hand over her mouth. “Oh, no. I’m sorry. Don’t worry about it, I’ll pay for the gas.”
So, this is how I got 4.50 worth of free gas. But, I still hate gas stations and pigeons.
New Episode of Miss Dynamite
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/261137
Comment: This one is pretty funny, making fun of Transformers the Movie. Brings back memories.
Forget Bush, Forget Clinton, I say we vote for John McClane (Die Hard movies) in the next Presidential election. Think about it, nobody has killed and dealt with more terrorists than John McClane. This guy is tougher than any president we’ve ever had.
Here are some reasons why he should be President…
~He likes to ask questions and shoot first.
~He’s blown up a building, a chopper, boat, and a plane.
~He’s seen more fire fights than Clinton and Bush combined.
~He admits that he’s an alcoholic.
~He doesn’t always get along with his wife.
~He’s a cop you idiot!
~No one has killed terrorists in such a brutal way as he has.
I can see the campaign slogan: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Who will be his Vice President? Jack Bauer, of course.
John McClane: “How long can Karl Rove hold his breath underwater?”
Sam Jackson: “Who cares?”
John: “Think anybody will miss him?”
Caller: “So what’s favorite scary movie?”
John: “Armageddon, Hudson Hawk, The Bonfire of the Vanities, Look Who's Talking Too…”
Caller: “Enough, I’d rather talk to your Jedi friend over there.”
Jack Bauer is known as a hero in the US, but now he takes on the most Shameful job ever…Vice President.
Sound Bites for the Media
No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
Welcome to the party pal.
As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.
JOHN LANDIS interview
http://chud.com/interviews/4097
Comment: A very good interview with John Landis. He has some interesting things to say about Blues Brothers and Coming to America.
Brock Peters dies at the Age of 78
The wonderfully talented actor Brock Peters died in his house surrounded by his family today. Brock Peter was best known for his role in To Kill a Mockingbird. In addition, to most trekkers, he was Adm. Cartwright in two of the Star Trek movies. He also played the father of Captain Sisko. Peters died from a battle with pancreatic cancer. He will be missed.
I remembered watching him in Star Trek VI and being impressed with his fine work, yet small part on that Film. Please note that he also played the voice of Darth Vader in the radio Star Wars shows.
Look at his work here http://imdb.com/name/nm0676349/
Character Review
Name: Bane
Appearance: DC Comics and Batman cartoons
Bane is a character that grew up in South America, living in prison most of his life. He used his time to lift weights and grow stronger. He later started using a highly dangerous drug called Venom to help him gain muscle and strength (Steroid-like). While in prison, he heard stories about an amazing crime fighter in Gotham City. He then decides he has one goal in life to defeat Batman. Bane breaks out of prison and heads for Gotham City to fulfill his dream.
The first thing he does is to break every villain out of Arkham Asylum. His plan is simple, wear Batman down and then move in for the kill. Batman spends all week bringing the worst of the worst criminals back to prison. During this time, Bane watches from the shadows, observing Batman’s every move, every fight stance.
After bringing in the last of the escaped criminals, Batman heads home for Wayne Manor. He enters his house to discover Bane waiting for him in his living room. Tired and beaten up, Batman is no match for the Venom powered villain. Bane defeats The Dark Knight by breaking his back over his knee. Bane then takes the broken Batman and throws him off a rooftop in front of all of Gotham City. Bane says that he is now the ruler of the Criminal element in the city.
Bruce Wayne’s replacement Batman, (Formerly programmed killer Jean-Paul Valley) ends up beating Bane into a comma. Bane for a while stopped talking and simply kept to himself in the Asylum.
As he is in the comic Book…
Bane as he is in Batman & Robin movie. This is a terrible version of Bane. He is stupid and mutated. Bane is actually an intelligent person in the comics.
This is the scene where Batman is defeated and thrown off the roof of a Building.
This is Bane designed for the newer format Batman: Gotham Knights cartoon.
D&D part 2
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0406728/
Comment: What the hell? There’s going to be another Dungeon & Dragon movie. Didn’t the makers realize that the first movie sucked. I nearly turned off my DVD player, after the 1st few minutes. Never been a fan of the game. I guess I wasn’t that type of geek.
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