"Uh, I parked it in the pool last night because I thought there wasnt any water in it. I guess I was wrong. Boy, was I drunk last night." Posted by Hello

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Semaj said…
that one is pretty good.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005 11:24:00 PM
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